[real Chinese food to be posted soon]
"She flipped a crap.. wait, shit... wait..."
"This is so fucking..."
"Wait there was a guy there?"
"You were probably looking at the food."
"Can I take my piece back?"
"What? No."
"His pill count is 300."
"Vitamins."
"You stir it with a fat...tastes just like leg."
"It would have been better if you used 'penis'."
"Paas..ta.. two saws?"
"This does feel yummy."
"He looks like he'd have a small dick."
"Your brother looks like a [monk]."
"Is it the orange?"
"MEAT."
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